Pssst. Lean in close, I have something to tell you.

It's about sorting your life out

Spectacular things are in store for you. Some fabulous, some f*cked up. And these things will have to be sorted into messy piles. Things which happened because of you; things which happened in spite of you. Things which happened, but had absolutely nothing to do with you. 

One thing is absolutely for certain, however: you will be the common denominator in all of these events.

It will be up to you to decide to which messy piles each of these events belong.